Happy to Be a Guy


A friend recently sent me something called “Happy to Be a Guy.” It is a pithy article that lists dozens of reasons a man should be happy to be a man. I will condense the list a bit. Enjoy 18 reasons “I’m Happy to Be a Guy.”

  1. I can do phone conversations in less than 30 seconds.
  2. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  3. I can open my own jars.
  4. I can go to a public bathroom without a support group.
  5. I don’t have to learn how to spell a new last name.
  6. I can leave the hotel bed unmade.
  7. I can kill my own food.
  8. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  9. Three pairs of shoes are plenty.
  10. Car mechanics tell me the truth.
  11. Same work . . . more pay.
  12. I can sit with my buddies and not say a word.
  13. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
  14. Wedding dress – $2,000. Tux rental – $150.
  15. I don’t mooch off others’ desserts.
  16. I can drop by to see an old friend without bringing a gift.
  17. Belches are tolerated.
  18. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

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