Entries by Mark Denison

The Rushmore Report – How Trump Can Get His Wall in Three Steps

Last week, President Trump met with Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi in the Oval Office, in front of the media. They spatted over his proposed border wall. The conclusion of the meeting was clear. Both sides remained dug in. Democrats won’t agree to the $5 billion request from the president, and Trump is willing to […]

Hair

Here are some things you may not know about hair. If you are blonde (coloring doesn’t count), you were given about 150,000 hairs to work with. Brunettes must get by with 100,000 and redheads with just 60,000. So, if you’re a frustrated redhead, it’s okay to express your frustration in many ways, but don’t pull […]

Huddles

I was insecure as a child. I think it goes back to my infant years. When Mom used to rock me, she used those big rocks. My insecurities carried over to my teen years. When I watched football games on television and the teams went into their huddles, I thought they were talking about me. […]

First Football Game

A man took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. “I loved the game,” she said. “But I can’t understand why everyone was killing each other over 25 cents.” “Over 25 cents?” asked her boyfriend. “What do you mean – 25 cents?” She explained, […]